Light up your workspace with the warm, guiding glow of management. This small, hand-poured soy candle brings the calm and clarity of a mid-morning 1:1 with Ben—without the anxiety of actually having to speak.
Whether you are burning the midnight oil or just burning company time, this candle is the perfect desktop companion. Clean-burning 100% natural soy wax offers a long, even glow (50–60 hours).
Product Features (The Ben-efits):
- 100% Natu-Ben Soy Wax: Eco-friendly, vegan, and non-toxic formula. No synthetic lies, no toxic workplace culture (in the wax, at least).
- The Burn Rate: A steady 50–60 hour burn time. Lasts longer than most executive initiatives.
- Safety First: Tested to ASTM standards. It’s the only thing in the office that is fully compliant.
- Global Sourcing, Local Assembly: Assembled in the USA
Scent Options (The Aro-Management Menu):
- Sea Salt + Orchid → "The Offsite Retreat" (That you weren't invited to)
- White Sage + Lavender → "Inbox Zero" (Calming, but unrealistic)
- Cinnamon Vanilla → "Sweet Equity"
- Unscented → "The Silent Treatment" (For when you know what you did)
Care Instructions (Risk Management):
- Supervision Required: Keep burning candle within sight. Do not let it manage itself; it’s not ready for that level of autonomy.
- Access Control: Keep away from children and pets (and interns).
- Fire Wall: Never burn the candle near flammable items, like the pile of "Urgent" notices on your desk.
Light up your workspace with the warm, guiding glow of management. This small, hand-poured soy candle brings the calm and clarity of a mid-morning 1:1 with Ben—without the anxiety of actually having to speak.
Whether you are burning the midnight oil or just burning company time, this candle is the perfect desktop companion. Clean-burning 100% natural soy wax offers a long, even glow (50–60 hours).
Product Features (The Ben-efits):
- 100% Natu-Ben Soy Wax: Eco-friendly, vegan, and non-toxic formula. No synthetic lies, no toxic workplace culture (in the wax, at least).
- The Burn Rate: A steady 50–60 hour burn time. Lasts longer than most executive initiatives.
- Safety First: Tested to ASTM standards. It’s the only thing in the office that is fully compliant.
- Global Sourcing, Local Assembly: Assembled in the USA
Scent Options (The Aro-Management Menu):
- Sea Salt + Orchid → "The Offsite Retreat" (That you weren't invited to)
- White Sage + Lavender → "Inbox Zero" (Calming, but unrealistic)
- Cinnamon Vanilla → "Sweet Equity"
- Unscented → "The Silent Treatment" (For when you know what you did)
Care Instructions (Risk Management):
- Supervision Required: Keep burning candle within sight. Do not let it manage itself; it’s not ready for that level of autonomy.
- Access Control: Keep away from children and pets (and interns).
- Fire Wall: Never burn the candle near flammable items, like the pile of "Urgent" notices on your desk.
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