The Ex-Ben-diture

from $38.65

This isn't just a Hawaiian button-down; it is a Ben-cation for your torso.

The monochrome, repeating portrait print turns the classic aloha silhouette into a walking org chart where every position is filled by the same visionary. It creates a "Ben-muda Triangle" of style—once people look at it, they get lost in his eyes and disappear from the conversation.

Wear it when you want to start a story, or more likely, when you want to interrupt someone else's story to talk about synergy. Lightweight and airy, the shirt drapes over you with the casual confidence of a manager who leaves at 3 PM on a Friday. The structured collar keeps the look tidy, ensuring you look Ben-eficial whether you are closing deals or opening a cold one. It’s the kind of piece designed for the man who doesn't just "relax"—he optimizes leisure.

Product Features (The Ben-chmarks of Quality):

  • Omnipresent Imagery: Full-color all-over 360° print. Ben is behind you. Ben is in front of you. Ben is on your flank. There is no escape.
  • Agile Methodology Fabric: Light, flowy, and breathable (97% polyester / 3% spandex). It offers just enough stretch to accommodate your ego.
  • Leadership Structure: A structured collar and placket maintain a polished shape, because even in paradise, standards must be met.
  • Executive Decision Making: Choice of black or white buttons. We trust you to make the right call.
  • Global Vision, Local Execution: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Care Instructions (Managing the Asset):

  • Tumble Dry Low: Keep it cool. Ben never sweats, and neither should this shirt.
  • Do Not Bleach: Do not attempt to whitewash. The pattern is final.
  • Machine Wash Cold: Maximum 30C or 90F.

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This isn't just a Hawaiian button-down; it is a Ben-cation for your torso.

The monochrome, repeating portrait print turns the classic aloha silhouette into a walking org chart where every position is filled by the same visionary. It creates a "Ben-muda Triangle" of style—once people look at it, they get lost in his eyes and disappear from the conversation.

Wear it when you want to start a story, or more likely, when you want to interrupt someone else's story to talk about synergy. Lightweight and airy, the shirt drapes over you with the casual confidence of a manager who leaves at 3 PM on a Friday. The structured collar keeps the look tidy, ensuring you look Ben-eficial whether you are closing deals or opening a cold one. It’s the kind of piece designed for the man who doesn't just "relax"—he optimizes leisure.

Product Features (The Ben-chmarks of Quality):

  • Omnipresent Imagery: Full-color all-over 360° print. Ben is behind you. Ben is in front of you. Ben is on your flank. There is no escape.
  • Agile Methodology Fabric: Light, flowy, and breathable (97% polyester / 3% spandex). It offers just enough stretch to accommodate your ego.
  • Leadership Structure: A structured collar and placket maintain a polished shape, because even in paradise, standards must be met.
  • Executive Decision Making: Choice of black or white buttons. We trust you to make the right call.
  • Global Vision, Local Execution: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Care Instructions (Managing the Asset):

  • Tumble Dry Low: Keep it cool. Ben never sweats, and neither should this shirt.
  • Do Not Bleach: Do not attempt to whitewash. The pattern is final.
  • Machine Wash Cold: Maximum 30C or 90F.