You’ve always wanted to be surrounded by Ben’s genius—now you can be, literally. This velveteen plush blanket features a repeating "Ben-finity" portrait pattern that reads like a private film still from a documentary about greatness.
Drape it over a chair to make the furniture look smarter. Spread it across a bed to guarantee Ben-eficial dreams. Or tuck it around your knees to Ben-sulate yourself from the cold reality of a world that isn't Ben. The print holds rich detail on one side, ensuring His image stays sharp, while the reverse remains plush, cozy, and forgiving. This blanket doesn't shout; it whispers, "I’m disappointed in your OKR progress," but in a way that feels like love.
Product Features (The Ben-specifications):
- Velveteen Poly-Ben-ster Blend: Engineered for an extra-soft feel.
- High-Detail Ben-agery: A vibrant print on one side that captures every pixel of his visionary gaze.
- The Weight of Glory: Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) provides cozy warmth
- Structural Integrity: Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting durability
- Certified Safe: Meets safety standards for flammability and heavy metals.
Care Instructions (Maintenance of the Idol):
- Do Not Dryclean: Ben prefers to keep things in-house.
- Do Not Iron: Never, ever press Ben.
- Do Not Bleach: You cannot improve upon perfection.
- Tumble Dry Low: Keep the heat low. He thrives in a cool, controlled environment.
- Hand Wash Recommended: While machine washable (cold), a gentle hand wash will extend the quality of the product. Show some respect.
You’ve always wanted to be surrounded by Ben’s genius—now you can be, literally. This velveteen plush blanket features a repeating "Ben-finity" portrait pattern that reads like a private film still from a documentary about greatness.
Drape it over a chair to make the furniture look smarter. Spread it across a bed to guarantee Ben-eficial dreams. Or tuck it around your knees to Ben-sulate yourself from the cold reality of a world that isn't Ben. The print holds rich detail on one side, ensuring His image stays sharp, while the reverse remains plush, cozy, and forgiving. This blanket doesn't shout; it whispers, "I’m disappointed in your OKR progress," but in a way that feels like love.
Product Features (The Ben-specifications):
- Velveteen Poly-Ben-ster Blend: Engineered for an extra-soft feel.
- High-Detail Ben-agery: A vibrant print on one side that captures every pixel of his visionary gaze.
- The Weight of Glory: Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) provides cozy warmth
- Structural Integrity: Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting durability
- Certified Safe: Meets safety standards for flammability and heavy metals.
Care Instructions (Maintenance of the Idol):
- Do Not Dryclean: Ben prefers to keep things in-house.
- Do Not Iron: Never, ever press Ben.
- Do Not Bleach: You cannot improve upon perfection.
- Tumble Dry Low: Keep the heat low. He thrives in a cool, controlled environment.
- Hand Wash Recommended: While machine washable (cold), a gentle hand wash will extend the quality of the product. Show some respect.
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